i’ve landed in dubai 3 days ago. the first thing my employers did was to have escorts waiting for me at the arrival gate to guide me through customs, immigration and any other legality. man, i felt like such a big VIP being able to jump the queue and have someone handle these things for me. also, it is mandatory for everyone when they land for the first time, to go through a biometrics scan (for security reasons i’m guessing).

immigration officer: open your eyes please maam

me: *opens eyes*

IO: open them wider maam

me: *tries AS HARD AS POSSIBLE* that’s as big as it gets!


he had to repeat it 3 times; until i decided to use my fingers to pry my seedy eyes open. i’m asian dammit.


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